Dirty Sampson

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake

Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.

by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017

Scampaign

n.
A concerted effort to achieve a goal which relies apon deceit to be successful
v. i.
To engage in a concerted effort to achieve a goal using decietful means to succeede.

English Concatenation of Scam + Campaign

That canditate ran a scampaign to get elected.
She is scampaigning her way to a promotion.

by Willi B November 14, 2004

Scamp Champ

An attractive female who pity fucks men less desirable than herself in order to boost her extremely fragile self worth.

I'll tell ya kid, talk about a scamp champ. your Mother is a real semen demon, mnnhmm, glazed and steamin. Is her name really Theresa?

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

scameshwari

Female version of a scam

A boy is a scam and a girl is a scameshwari

by Scameshwar April 11, 2020

swampshire

when no simple thing is easy due to the fact one is extremely high or zooted

"you tryin to make a quesadilla?"
"nah man, way to swampshire"

by jon loan June 27, 2012

scamp

A mischievous, cheeky pest (in an endearing way). A mischief-maker.

Wait til I get my hands on you :-) You've tied my shoelaces together again, you little scamp!

by HNR July 30, 2008

scamperton

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

by Deano007 December 24, 2008