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champ scamp 

A used condom, generally still full of fluid.
Walking through the alley, I spotted a champ scamp next to a used needle.
champ scamp by iamnerp February 12, 2015

food stamp champ 

What Serena is nothing but
"Serena is nothing but a food stamp champ"
food stamp champ by Shai May 7, 2005

Champ Stamp 

Ken has a sweet ass champ stamp of a flaming, soaring eagle !
Champ Stamp by Steve Stevaguesen September 2, 2009

champ stamp 

When you rub your sweaty ball sack on a sleeping person's head.
I champ stamped the fat kid on the last day of summer camp.
champ stamp by GnarlyPirate May 27, 2005

champ stamp 

A tattoo, typically placed on the lower back region, depicting the San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series Championship win. Commonly found on middle-aged men, the tattoo typically is usually associated with mild obesity and hairy backs. Typical reactions to the champ stamp include, but are not limited too, drunken embracements, high fives, and/or illusions of the men convincing themselves they actually had something to do with the victory
Bob: I just got a champ stamp!
Jerry: Whoa, I just got a sudden urge to touch you.
champ stamp by sfgiants24 April 25, 2011

Champ Stamp 

when you punch someone in the face with one or more state champion rings.
i totally just champ stamped some dude that was getting in my face.
Champ Stamp by bmagic December 16, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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