Scalavino

Fred: "Look at that guy with the big nose"

Andy: "He must be one of those Scalavino people"

by FAPED January 7, 2009

scalavino

Being obsessed and falling in love with someone that you just met regardless of distance.

My friend got all scalavino with a girl that lives in Delaware.

by k brooks January 15, 2009

someone with no formal artistic training (tinkle tinkle)

Damn i'm in deep Scalavino , my lite brite bulb went out , that dog lady in going to have my ass!!

by bleedsoe9mm January 8, 2009

3. a sexual act involving a paintbrush and a Tight end.

Andy: Did you hear about Erik?
Fred: What?
Andy: Instead of selling his art, he was in his PFW cubicle having a Scalavino

by FAPED January 8, 2009

2. A bad artist. Someone lacking in formal artistic training

Dan: Thats some awful art over there.

Andy: $10000, that must be a Scalavino or something.

by FAPED January 8, 2009