Saxton Hale

The Love child of Chicago Ted and Chuck Norris birthed by Marlon Brandon under the watchful gaze of The spirit of Eric the Red.

With his Australian Shaped chest hair, manly abs and desire to beat hippies to death, he has become the icon, nay, hero, of most of earth's sentient male population.

Unfortunately, many ridicule or mimick him, particuarly the younger generation of Hale Fanbois who repeatedly utter the phrase "OMG Saxton Hale is Hot anal sex!" a disturbing anogram of the legend's name.

I look forward to working with you/beating you to death with my bare hands - Saxton Hale.

Saxton Hale by Not a Cobra October 20, 2010

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Saxton Hale

A fictional Character who is part of the Team Fortress 2 universe. Saxton Hale is the CEO of Mann Co. A subsidiary of TF Industries.

He is a brawny Australian with a hairy chest, tight fitting shorts, and a hat who is seen shirtless in an excerpt in a catalog that the spy orders spy gadgetry from.

He is the rumored tenth class and is believed to be more powerful than Chuck Norris.

If you press f10, you turn into Saxton Hale!

Saxton Hale by Great Grizzly September 19, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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