Sausage roll tits 

When a girls tits look like somebody has stuck two sausage rolls to her chest and then scratched away the pastry.

"Ooh man, you should have seen how bad her tits were, they were pure Sausage roll tits!"

or...

"She had stretchies all over her little envelopes, like she has had a fight with a tiger and lost! Proper Sausage roll tits!"

Sausage roll tits by ddotadotn July 28, 2009