A game played by the CIA RMN software that puts you in the biggest fight for your life. This game is a legendary myth played only by elite members of society on the rise. Every game is customized to the person.
Why is Ian acting so strangely?

Awh shit, he’s playing a satellite game. We have to ask what’s going on?
by Your lifeline September 27, 2022
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This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.
I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.
by name not already in use January 31, 2011
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The attractive friends of a significant other one may introduce to their friends.
So I need to make my ex jealous, does your girlfriend have any satellite hotties you can introduce me to?

Uh-duh!
by WiseWordsFromLemons January 24, 2011
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The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.
Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."
by Max420 April 1, 2011
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Satellite Bouncing: self made type of DDoS attack made by me and a couple of buddies where a satellite needs to be in the perfect position and the radio waves are then intercepted and bounces them (with metal sheets positioned in a place where the radio waves can bounce off 1 another and amplify the signal strong enough to bounce in sporadic directions off of the long metal plates on a satellite) to other wireless networks thus the radio waves interfere with the other wireless networks and halts them until the attack stops.

works on UTP cabling wired networks sense the UTP cables are sensitive to EMI
weither satellite bouncing is illegal or not is your question ;)
by Nice one Perma March 31, 2022
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