satellite boobs

when a girls boobs point in two different directions like they are orbiting the girls midsection in different directions.

dude, that girls boobs looked hot till she got naked. they were freakin satellites

by bones March 6, 2005

Satellite Dirtbag

One who pirates a satellite signal by using an illegitimate subscriber card. The Satellite Dirtbag orders porn, Pay Per View and other expensive packages which are charged to someone elses account. This brand of dirtbag typically has an immense beer-belly and masturbates frequently to pornography of increasing abstractness. He is also totally oblivious to the fact that he is a dirtbag.

-Yo, i just got Playboy, Spice, and HotNet with my satellite cheater card!
-Dude, you're such a Satellite Dirtbag.
-No!
-Yeah man, you are.
-Really?
-Yeah.
-Oh, okay.

by D-Flex May 16, 2004

Satellite-Shopper

Used to describe a person who stands in the checkout queue while sending their friends/children (ergo: satellites)to get the items they wish to purchase.

I couldn't believe that bitch with the three friends stood in front of me in the checkout line, while they went off and brought back all the things she wanted to buy. So rude!

by Chiron DeMolis January 8, 2005

Satellite Friend

a friend of a friend-- someone you don't hang out with directly, but who moves within the same circles, and each of you know who the other is.

"That girl Ann is in my psychology class."
"I don't know who that is."
"Sure you do, she's one of Ashley's satellite friends: long hair, way too much makeup, always wearing purple somewhere..."
"Oh yeah, her."

by A. Holt Ambrosius October 17, 2008

in the dick with the satellite

An object placed or situated at a very long distance from yourself

I can't reach the bottle, it's in the dick with the satellite

by AuthenticName420 April 16, 2023

satellite on a stick

TV, radio, or cell phone tower.

I can see the satellite on a stick over the treeline in my back yard.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 3, 2011

stars & satellites

A cool bracelet line, stars & satellites makes beaded charm bracelets, the names of which are inspired by music from Boys Like Girls and Taylor Swift. Looking to expand into clothing. Owner and creator is Evie Mae, a young fashion designer from Vancouver, BC.

Girl 1: I love your bracelets!

Girl 2: Thanks they're stars & satellites bracelets!

Girl 1: Awesome!

by missvickie May 20, 2011