Nigga nips that are fuckin huge and taste like Cinnamon. Usually on fat black women, but they can be found on white women as well. In this case, they taste like sugar.
by boo yaa tonka twist April 18, 2006
When your GPS has a breakdown in it's functions and navigate you to a random address other than where you want to go.It always happen when you're late or already pissed off.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.
Boy I had another Satellite Confucktion and was late for my appointment.One more Satellite Confucktion and I swear I'm gonna toss this GPS out the window.
by meckox May 31, 2010
This is an excruciating PEDOPHILE SEX ORDER where they SIT ON AN ERECT DICK just lightly but GOING IN DRY (if not ASSHOLE IS WET, is it is dried as it's a very slow painful ROTATIONS entering PENETRATION that goes for 260 minutes.
The stacking build up of the GOOGLE CREW to bring the SATELLITE that PEDO BOY ELON talks about is implemented for SPACE X .X is the PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE.
BLUE = 40 RED = 27 YELL0W = 77/92 BLUE = 40
GREEN = 49 RED = 27 ...40..67..144..184..233..260
The UGLY TRUTH why GOOGLE has GAYFLERS.
The stacking build up of the GOOGLE CREW to bring the SATELLITE that PEDO BOY ELON talks about is implemented for SPACE X .X is the PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE.
BLUE = 40 RED = 27 YELL0W = 77/92 BLUE = 40
GREEN = 49 RED = 27 ...40..67..144..184..233..260
The UGLY TRUTH why GOOGLE has GAYFLERS.
In order for the GOOGLE CREW to work properly there must exist a SATELLITE 260 where slow dry penetrating ROTATIONS of the dick in THAT ASSH0LE slowly rotates going deeper and deeper to restore WORLD BALANCE.
The HOLE for the DICK EXIST RIM F0CUS DICK 2 PEDOPHILE...and ultimately to the ASSH0LE REAR END brings the SATELLITE 260 to LIFE when the PEDOPHILE must climb aboard above and slowly down THE DICK right into their HOLE in LIFE they will always have where everything gets away.
The SATELLITE 260 is two FAGG0TS DATA which you can see completes the DATA LINE for the GOOGOL and makes SATELLITE TECHNOLOGY POSSIBLE
The HOLE for the DICK EXIST RIM F0CUS DICK 2 PEDOPHILE...and ultimately to the ASSH0LE REAR END brings the SATELLITE 260 to LIFE when the PEDOPHILE must climb aboard above and slowly down THE DICK right into their HOLE in LIFE they will always have where everything gets away.
The SATELLITE 260 is two FAGG0TS DATA which you can see completes the DATA LINE for the GOOGOL and makes SATELLITE TECHNOLOGY POSSIBLE
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 29, 2021
An act of sexual intention, particularly used in long-distance relationships, where one defecates on his/her computer keyboard whilst corresponding with their significant other via webcam.
In cybersex, this can be used as virtual foreplay, or the sexual main course, due to the overwhelmingly graphic nature of the act as defined.
Popularized from Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's (CBC) 'Hockey Night in Canada' where a segment during the second intermission is called Satellite Hotstove with Kelly Hrudy.
In cybersex, this can be used as virtual foreplay, or the sexual main course, due to the overwhelmingly graphic nature of the act as defined.
Popularized from Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's (CBC) 'Hockey Night in Canada' where a segment during the second intermission is called Satellite Hotstove with Kelly Hrudy.
Dude, your girlfriend left her webcam on, so as a joke I gave her little sister a Satellite Hotstove.
by Steve506 January 13, 2008
(n.) A girl, associated by employment with a specific store in a specific location, who has a special relationship with a vendor to that store. Satellite girls are usually sought out by married, narcissistic vendors at each of their delivery stops so they never have to go without attention. Satellite girls provide a listening ear for the vendor to spill his relationship woes to and also provide a fun, flirty, and often sexual experience for the vendor during his stop. The satellite girl may be led to believe she is in a legitimate relationship with the vendor, but she is not aware that he has similar relationships with a girl at all of his stops. Due to the hard feelings brought about by the deception surrounding the relationship between vendor and his satellite girl, the satellite girl will usually end up leaving her job and another girl will unknowingly take her spot. In extreme cases of hard feelings or if the relationship posts a threat to the livelihood of the vendor, the vendor may change routes to lose that stop and cut ties with the satellite girl.
Vendor 1: Were you getting head out beside Wal-Mart around 2 from the customer service chick?
Vendor2: Yep! She gives me head every Wednesday after I check their order in.
Vendor1: Ain’t you married, bruh?
Vendor 2: Man, she’s just a satellite girl; I can’t even remember her damn name.
Vendor2: Yep! She gives me head every Wednesday after I check their order in.
Vendor1: Ain’t you married, bruh?
Vendor 2: Man, she’s just a satellite girl; I can’t even remember her damn name.
by Btwitsjennifer June 3, 2018
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by El_Jeferino September 11, 2017