Satellite's down 

Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.

Question: What is the distance to the moon.

Answer: Wait, let me think--sorry, Satellite's down.

Satellite's down by unkillbilly June 14, 2018

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! 

A common term for wtf, or the act of hating somebody very bad. It can also be used to indicate a fat person going to Micky D's

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! Yep looks like he is heading toward McDonalds.

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! by The Dalai Llama November 9, 2003

Satellite-Shopper 

Used to describe a person who stands in the checkout queue while sending their friends/children (ergo: satellites)to get the items they wish to purchase.

I couldn't believe that bitch with the three friends stood in front of me in the checkout line, while they went off and brought back all the things she wanted to buy. So rude!

Satellite-Shopper by Chiron DeMolis January 8, 2005

Space Race Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble 

Space Race Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble is a round that was vaulted on Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble..... it will never be seen again!

Space Race Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble is a word based off of UnsafeStumbleMen.
You should use it anywhere you go. Put it on a shirt /j

Space Race Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble by falgus September 14, 2023

satellite high school 

A school where everyone smokes weed and is poor. No one gives a fuck about anything or anyone. Rumours spread like wildfire. Everyone wants to bring each other down.
Girls are sluts too, and the dudes are assholes
NEVER GO TO SATELLITE HIGH SCHOOL!!!

Student 1: i go to Satellite High School
Student 2: I feel bad for you, that place sucked

satellite high school by Mike Skye December 3, 2013

80-foot satellite dish syndrome 

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies

80-foot satellite dish syndrome by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

satellite on a stick 

TV, radio, or cell phone tower.

I can see the satellite on a stick over the treeline in my back yard.

satellite on a stick by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 3, 2011