Satchel Snatcher

n. One who "snatches" things of value i.e. kills,flag captures,bombs. A homosexual who likes to grab the males genitals and "snatch" them. Commonly used in smack talk on xbox live. The word is derived from one who steals the satchel(bomb in Call of Duty 4) and plants for own exp. Also grouped in with noobs, cheaters, and Achievement whores
v. the act of satchel snatching

Dude that guy is such a satchel snatcher. He stole the bomb from me every round.

I hate people who satchel snatch

by Andyroonie January 4, 2009

snatchel charge

When a women excretes vaginal fluids in a large quantity and the flow is quite pressurized. As if you were to throw a satchel charge in her vagina while performing vaginal sex at the pinacle of orgasim.

"As Christie and I were performing a sexual act last night, she snatchel charged all over my parents bed sheets."

by Kanzor November 7, 2009

snatchel

An overnight bag packed in preparation for a one-night stand or any other sexual encounter. Standard contents include: toiletries, cheap body spray, stain remover, condoms, lubricant, handcuffs, sex toys, GPS transmitter, pepper spray, mood music (Barry White, Marvin Gaye, R. Kelly, etc.), and emergency penicillin shot.

-"Gotta go. I just received a booty call."

-"Be careful."

-"Oh, don't worry, Mom. I always keep a snatchel in my trunk."

by das_commish January 10, 2011

Snatchel

The odd but tantalizing combination of the male appendage called the satchel and the female appendage of the snatch.

That snatchel darn near ended by little brothers life.

by TheKingOfProcessedMeats April 2, 2019

Tazmanian Snatchel butt bomb

When a women snatchel chrages out of her anus and hits a tazmanian devil, then the tazmanian devil proceeds to do your mom.

I pulled a Tazmanian snatchel butt bomb on your sister last night!

by Steamerboat willie! December 13, 2009

Snatchel

When a woman uses her vagina to hold her personal objects, sorta like a coin purse or satchel.

Hey mom, have you seen my hat!?" "You can have it after you clean your room." "But I need it now!" "Then your going to have to reach in and get it out of MY SNATCHEL!" "Uh nevermind."
Are you using a snatchel or are you just happy to see me?

by Oscar The Cat August 14, 2010

Snatchel

Adj. a person particularly a female experiencing symtoms similar to pre-menstrual syndrom however, these are at the end of a long day or early in the morning, or when not getting their way.

"Glad I bought you flowers today; it seemed to bring the snatchel right out of you!"
"If you're going to be a snatchel all day I will just go play video games."

by 31Dec08 or 01Jan09... April 9, 2009