Sandy turnip

When a mans testicle gets stuck in a womans butthole.

We were going at it so hard I ended up with a sandy turnip

by Almost_careful August 26, 2013

Shandy Turnpike

A person who, instead of going to the bar to buy a drink themself, will give the money to a friend and place their order.

"hey Tim are you going to the bar?"

"yeah."

"Dude, get me a Bud while your there."

"Jesus Paul your such a Shandy Turnpike, fuck."

by Chumplett August 18, 2009