A poorly maintained shaved cooter with razor stubble,ingrown hairs,and razor rash. The rough abrasive texture feels like a ScotchBrite pad or sandpaper. aka-cactus cunt
I reached my hand inside her panties and it felt like I was stroking a prickly pear.,She had a sandpaper pussy.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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when you wake up at 2am with your cat giving your forehead a bath.
I couldn't sleep last night. My cat woke me up with a sandpaper bath.
by chargerjim August 13, 2009
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When a kitty kisses you with his or her rough little tongue.
When my cat licks me, it feels like he's giving me sandpaper kisses.
by marcoda February 17, 2012
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This is a special kit consisiting of various grades of sandpaper, and it is used to aid male masturbation. The sandpaper is wrapped around the shaft of the penis, and helps to eliminate the users hand from slipping off (especially useful at the point of climax).
Generally there are two types of kits that can be purchased, the standard, and deluxe.
These kits and techniques are common practise in certain areas of Hollywood, Birmingham.
"Shit man I knocked out a sandpaper moments this morning, that shit really fuckin ripped me up"
by A G S November 16, 2007
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The type of person who rubs everyone the wrong way. A person who cannot show any compassion, caring, sympathy, or empathy towards living creatures. They do not consider how their words or actions affect others and will not listen to suggestions or constructive criticism. In short, an extremely rude person who does not care that they are rude.
My boss goes out of his way to make other people feel useless. None of my co-workers like him. He's human sandpaper.
by billy crash-cradic December 22, 2021
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When you're bumping private parts on a beach and sand gets inside of the girls pussy causing it to have a sandpaper texture
I've always wanted to fuck on a Hawaiian beach but I'm afraid of it turning into sandpaper sex.
by JACKSONANDJACKx2 October 25, 2017
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