Sanaltizing

The act of inserting a hand sanitizer into one’s rectum and exploding it inside of them to cover up a nasty odor.

I was about to go straight into the chocolate starfish on Samantha last night, but it was so bad I almost velched. I instantly sanaltized (Sanaltizing past) her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Sanitizing

The act of wiping your social media of all photographic evidence of a past relationship.

We broke up yesterday and I've already started sanitizing my Instagram. Once I sage my apartment, I'll officially be over it.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020