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San Fran shit 

a bloodly or glazed bowl movment resulting from rough anal intercourse.
lance:i passed out in san fransisco and my ass really hurts.
Carl: just wait till u have the san fran shit.
San Fran shit by RED I August 19, 2006
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san franshitsgo 

One of the highest crime and homeless rates of any city in the US
Person 1: Have you heard of the human shit in the streets?
Person 2: Yeah, that's in San Franshitsgo

San Franshitshow 

A Frankenword with a double meaning/entendre comprised of the proper name of the City of St. Francis and the colloquial term "shit show". The below UD definition accurately describes the situation and San Francisco's inept efforts over the past 30+ years to deal with the homeless/addicted/mentally ill who are drawn to SF for the cheap street drugs, ample free services, mild weather, ample opportunities to commit petty crimes, and the lack of consequences.

The double-meaning, of course, concerns the relentless use of the streets, sidewalks, and other public spaces as an open-air restroom by the housing-challenged population.

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"An event involving copious amounts of fail. Everything goes completely wrong and any attempts to fix it only result in making it worse thus leading to a cataclysmic disaster. Almost always caused by gross incompetence..."
San Francisco has become San Franshitshow. Over the last 30+ years, public policy and the expenditure of vast amounts of public funds with regard to the homeless have gotten a number of individuals off the streets, but have only served to make San Francisco even more of a magnet City, creating a situation that has spiraled out of control and creating an entire local industry with a vested interest in the crisis: The Homeless Industrial Complex.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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