A Sameeksha is one of the best kinds of people you can find. She’ll rock your world, physically, mentally, and socially. She’ll simultaneously be the craziest and most important person in your life. She’ll combine the traits of kindness and intelligence in the horniest way possible. A Sameeksha is the type of person you’ll never want to lose, so once you find one, hold on to her. She will make everything brighter, and be the light that’s guides you through a tunnel. A Sameeksha is also extremely loyal, once she’s on your side, she won’t leave it. All in all, a Sameeksha is one of, if not the best kind of person you can find. If you do manage to find this amazing kind of girl, treasure her as best you can, you won’t regret it.
“Oh wow! That girl over there is such a Sameeksha!”
“Really? I’ve never met one before. Let’s befriend her!”
“If I had to describe you in one word, it’d be a Sameeksha.”
“Wow thanks! That means a lot!”
samneet is someone who’s very pretty and kind. if you talk to her you’ll honestly fall in love with her because what isn’t there to love about her? she’s perfect. she’s truly a blessing to have in life and if you ever have a samneet in your life, never let her go.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*