Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.

Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.

If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.

Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.

This is Sam Burch
Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?

Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023
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