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Salty Milk 

The juice that comes from a males manhood seconds after sexual stimulation.
Dave: I gave that bitch a good jizz bath lastnight!

Bob: You mean you gave her the ole' salty milk mustache?

Dave: Hella yeah! It does a body goood!
Salty Milk by Scroto T. Baggins February 24, 2004
Words you can keep

Salty milk 

Milk that has salt poured into it.
-Did you drink my salty milk?
-Yeah, sorry dude, just couldn't restrain myself.
Salty milk by thegman666 January 9, 2020

salty milk 

The name of the hottest man alive.
salty milk by Flame87 April 11, 2021

Salty Milk 

A term overused by the LGBT+ community to refer to an unknown substance. People have been known to develop PTSD or anxiety from the use of the term.
1: TheGman said "Salty Milk" yesterday so I cried myself to sleep.
2: We had a philosophical debate over the meaning of salty milk.
Salty Milk by ButPhucked January 11, 2020

salty-milk 

when your mum invites her friends over to practice wrestling whilst dad had gone to get milk
last night my mum left some salty-milk in the fridge and i accidentally put it in my cereal
salty-milk by swizzy sash October 5, 2023

Salty Milk and Pennies 

noun:
Used to describe the taste of the female genitals
q: "How does pussy taste? Seriously?"
a: "Kinda like Salty Milk and Pennies."

Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.
Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"
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