SaltyCracker is a youtuber who creates quite possibly the best online content to ever grace the interzones.
Giving social commentary to news events and often pointing out Liberal hypocrisy, he has garnered a large following. Affectionately referred to as 'The Salty Army', they're known for their diet of pure testosterone and raw steak.
Although his commentary tends toward having a Conservative leaning, he has a Mexican wife, so is immune to criticism or claims of dat bees rayciss.
Salty's nemesis is anti-second ammendment advocate pillow-hater David Hogg, AKA Soynic the SmegHogg, whose DNA is 80% pure AIDS.
David Hogg: He's uploaded to Odysee again...
Bubbles Seaman aka Terry Minces: I know petal, I know. Let's put some tendies on and open the cry closet, you can use your noodle arms to hit your SaltyCracker Mike Lindell pillow
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.