Salty Crab 

A sexual position for gay men. The man receiving gets on the bed and into the crab walk position (lie on your back and lift yourself up with your hands and feet). The other man stands at the edge of the bed and inserts his penis into the man's anus on the bed while at the same time bending down to perform fellatio on the man on the bed.

+1 bonus point if both men cum at the same time and thus engaging in the "All you can eat crab night at the Red Lobster"

I peeked in the window and saw Brian and Michael performing the Salty Crab.

Salty Crab by Urban Meyer is a Douchelord August 22, 2008

Salty Crab 

An advanced sexual position for gay men where one man lies on a bed on his back and gets into the crab walk position while the other man stands at the edge of the bed and analy penetrates him while simultaneously giving him a blow job.

+1 bonus point if both men ejaculate at the same time creating the "All You Can Eat Crab Night at the Red Lobster"

I peeked in the window and saw Brian and Michael performing the Salty Crab.

Salty Crab by Cockosaurusrex September 27, 2008

SaltyCracker 

SaltyCracker is a youtuber who creates quite possibly the best online content to ever grace the interzones.

Giving social commentary to news events and often pointing out Liberal hypocrisy, he has garnered a large following. Affectionately referred to as 'The Salty Army', they're known for their diet of pure testosterone and raw steak.

Although his commentary tends toward having a Conservative leaning, he has a Mexican wife, so is immune to criticism or claims of dat bees rayciss.

Salty's nemesis is anti-second ammendment advocate pillow-hater David Hogg, AKA Soynic the SmegHogg, whose DNA is 80% pure AIDS.

David Hogg: He's uploaded to Odysee again...
Bubbles Seaman aka Terry Minces: I know petal, I know. Let's put some tendies on and open the cry closet, you can use your noodle arms to hit your SaltyCracker Mike Lindell pillow

SaltyCracker by TheSaltergeist May 16, 2021

Craby Sally 

A Vagina with crabs but the vagina must be Blonde.Most Girls have it and some Guys have it on ther Pub hair. But When a Guy has it on his Dick it is Called a Craby Alex.

Guy: Yo.. I fuckin got crabs last night from Craby Sally last night.
Guy2: OH SHIT!! that sucks.

Craby Sally by Creamy Goodness March 12, 2005