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Salty Bird 

(1)The launching of a load of semen, from a hotel balcony onto the unsuspecting sunbathers at the pool below.

(2)Also may be called a salty bird when a partner goes down to the ground level and waits with mouth open to receive the "meal", such as a baby bird would do.

OPTIONAL: Bird calls may be given before or during ejaculation to signal the event. Preferrably a loud crow like "KA KAW" to draw attention upward.
Dude, what a great pool party yesterday. I flew a salty bird onto that new hottie next door from Dave's balcony up on four.

Hey man, me and my girl stayed in some fancy hotel last weekend for her birthday. She got so hammered, she let me launch a salty bird to her from our patio.
Salty Bird by Manthorn March 4, 2009
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Sally Faced Birdmaned 

To get absolutely shit faced wasted and create absolute debauchery about the town.
Dude lets get Sally Faced Birdmaned this Saturday for Ron's bachelor party!

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026