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A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.
"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"
by RustierNU March 11, 2017
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