Salt Truck

Another form of salt or salty.

Person 1: HAHAHA. I beat you at the race! Salt Truck!

Person 2: Damn I thought I would win.

by JESSSSSSIE H:) April 14, 2010

Salt Truck

The act of being incorrect in ironic fasion.

"Buhl im bout to kick this game winning feild goal"........the kick is blocked!...... "buhl, you a salt truck! haha"

by dat ace bulh February 01, 2010

Salt Truck

To feel stupid or idiotic after someone roasts you for doing or saying something dumb. The act of turning into a grain of salt as a result of doing something wrong.

Susan was fired from her job for being late so often.
SALT TRUCK!!!!

by Hotbag July 20, 2011

salt truck

One who ruins another's game, by throwing salt on it. Typically by those with negative game.

Dude, you're a fucking salt truck, you are killing my game.

by _-g-_ June 22, 2008

Captain Salt Truck

The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.

Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

Driving a Salt Truck

(verb) When someone is overly upset, angry, frustrated, etc.

Dude, Shelley is totally driving a salt truck right now because we left her at that restaurant with that lesbian chick.

by youllneverguess... August 19, 2010