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Smack my Bone and call me Sally 

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

Salty Bone 

Salty Bone is a sexual act in which a male and partner (any gender) go for round 2 after having just finished inside his partner, therefore having a Salty Bone.
Even though he just finished in me, my boyfriend insisted on going again. I guess he likes a Salty Bone
Salty Bone by Xxiillyyxx September 30, 2019

salty boner

1. a guys junk with crabs
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male's happy place gets sweaty
Bob: I probably shouldn't have slept with that prostitute.
Rick: Why?
Bob: I think I have a Salty Boner.

Jay: ... and then he fell off the chair!
Evan: Like a vagina!
Jay: Shut up Evan, you're such a Salty Boner.

Dan: I wish I had a towel to wipe my Salty Boner.
salty boner by bob_pickle 9 April 30, 2010

Sallybone 

Same as a neck-slap. Slapping the back of another persons neck. Term used extensively in the 1980's.
Ha! Lloyd just got sallyboned by Gary. Look how red the back of his neck is!
Sallybone by SB200 July 10, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026