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Smack my Bone and call me Sally 

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

Salty Bone 

Salty Bone is a sexual act in which a male and partner (any gender) go for round 2 after having just finished inside his partner, therefore having a Salty Bone.
Even though he just finished in me, my boyfriend insisted on going again. I guess he likes a Salty Bone
Salty Bone by Xxiillyyxx September 30, 2019

salty boner

1. a guys junk with crabs
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male's happy place gets sweaty
Bob: I probably shouldn't have slept with that prostitute.
Rick: Why?
Bob: I think I have a Salty Boner.

Jay: ... and then he fell off the chair!
Evan: Like a vagina!
Jay: Shut up Evan, you're such a Salty Boner.

Dan: I wish I had a towel to wipe my Salty Boner.
salty boner by bob_pickle 9 April 30, 2010

Sallybone 

Same as a neck-slap. Slapping the back of another persons neck. Term used extensively in the 1980's.
Ha! Lloyd just got sallyboned by Gary. Look how red the back of his neck is!
Sallybone by SB200 July 10, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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