Sally Fries 

Weaker French fries made for the sissiest of men or classy ladies. Usually made with sweet potatoes, pairs well with midol.

I'm feeling like a little bitch tonight, so can I switch your onion rings for your sally fries?

Sally Fries by -changa- August 29, 2016

Canadian Salty Fries 

When a girl uses french fries as an anal dildo then sprinkles her pubes on them and eats them.

Andy- Hey man wanna get some Canadian Salty Fries with me?
Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}

Canadian Salty Fries by ABuurges January 4, 2013

Salty Fries 

your fingers after performing a manual sexual stimulation, especially if you lick them

She sucked them so well after I finger-banged her so hard...she likes them salty fries!

Salty Fries by gray696969 December 8, 2018