sales rep 

A very annoying person that will not leave you alone until you have paid them a small fortune for something you will never use or need.

hello sir im a sales rep, how would you like to but a chocolate hair dryer it works miracles on your hair

alrite how much

£250 its a bargain and i'll throw in a free liquorice extension cable

deal

sales rep by boredashell0788 October 29, 2005

sales reptile 

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.

The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.

sales reptile by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006

Vaginal Sales Represenative 

A person who oversees the sale and distribution of vaginas.

see: pimp

Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!

Guy1: you mean your pimp?

Hooker: yes!

Vaginal Sales Represenative by Mikeunlimited04 September 29, 2008