Salami Stroking

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The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

Salami Stroking by Numba 1 Meskin April 23, 2011

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Stroking the Salami

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

Stroking the Salami by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003

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Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste

That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

Stroking the Salami by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

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Stroking the salami

Synonym for masturbation

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"

Stroking the salami by Zaks June 11, 2007

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stroaking the salami

giving a guy a handjob

hey that girl is stroaking his salami

stroaking the salami by jimmy lee April 16, 2003

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strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

strokin the salami by Billy November 23, 2002

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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