salad girl 

An ironic name for a girl who won't have anal sex.

Hey salad girl, why won't you let me do you in the pooper.

salad girl by hititlong January 4, 2006

Salad girl 

A salad girl is a girl or group of girls with a fake/superficial valley girl style talking that have lots of arrogance and no intelligence brought to a conversation. Conceded airhead.

A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.

"Ew are you really going to eat that?! Oh my gawd, I totally need to get a salad for lunch." -salad girl

Salad girl by GOOSE-VF1 August 8, 2016

salad girl 

An individual of any gender that is subject to secretive and humorous pity from an outside group of people

Omg Sarah, look at the guy eating alone at the table, he’s such a salad girl

salad girl by Crazymonkey1923 July 2, 2019

Girl Salad 

When multiple lesbians have a large orgy with lots of sexual acts involved.

"Last night me and four other bitches tosses us a girl salad."
"Let's go make a girl salad!"

Girl Salad by Giant Lesbian October 12, 2009

Girl Salad 

When many girls come together and do things such as pile together into what appears to be a giant salad made up of only girls. No carrots. Nothing like that. Just girls. Just salad. Just a girl salad. All girl. All salad. All girl salad.

"Cool guys! Cool. You're cool, right? Yeah, Uh Huh. Cunt. Cunt. Flappy cunt. Old cunt? Ooooh. Fifteen year cunt. Niceeee! Gonna go make a girl salad? Yeah? Cool. Awesome. You're awesome."

Girl Salad by Vanderhoof November 24, 2009

girl scout salad

When you take a girl scout leader into the woods away from her campsite and eat her out with ranch.

Yo i took the girl scout leaders and gave them the girl scout salad on their overnight.

girl scout salad by hsoms rob May 16, 2019