A salad girl is a girl or group of girls with a fake/superficial valley girl style talking that have lots of arrogance and no intelligence brought to a conversation. Conceded airhead.

A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.

"Ew are you really going to eat that?! Oh my gawd, I totally need to get a salad for lunch." -salad girl

Salad girl by GOOSE-VF1 August 8, 2016

Related Words

salad girl • Girl Salad • girl scout salad • salad • Salad Fingers • salad shooter • salad tossing • Salad Bowl • salad shaker • salad tosser

salad girl

An individual of any gender that is subject to secretive and humorous pity from an outside group of people

Omg Sarah, look at the guy eating alone at the table, he’s such a salad girl

salad girl by Crazymonkey1923 July 2, 2019

Girl Salad

When multiple lesbians have a large orgy with lots of sexual acts involved.

"Last night me and four other bitches tosses us a girl salad."
"Let's go make a girl salad!"

Girl Salad by Giant Lesbian October 12, 2009

Girl Salad

When many girls come together and do things such as pile together into what appears to be a giant salad made up of only girls. No carrots. Nothing like that. Just girls. Just salad. Just a girl salad. All girl. All salad. All girl salad.

"Cool guys! Cool. You're cool, right? Yeah, Uh Huh. Cunt. Cunt. Flappy cunt. Old cunt? Ooooh. Fifteen year cunt. Niceeee! Gonna go make a girl salad? Yeah? Cool. Awesome. You're awesome."

Girl Salad by Vanderhoof November 24, 2009

girl scout salad

When you take a girl scout leader into the woods away from her campsite and eat her out with ranch.

Yo i took the girl scout leaders and gave them the girl scout salad on their overnight.

girl scout salad by hsoms rob May 16, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026