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When two gay dudes 69 each other, and the 69 consists of both licking each others assholes (salad), and choking on each others dicks (breadsticks). This is one of the most gayest acts.
Dude, I walked into my house last night and there is Jeff and Beardy, giving each other the ol' salad and breadsticks right on the fucking dining room table. I puked everywhere.
by Hard Hat Harold October 20, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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