When you feed a woman only collard greens (like a lot of collard greens) and then fuck her ass on St. Patrick’s day. This results in a wonderfully odorous layer of green shit on your cock, fit for any Irish celebration.
Matt: Yooo dude, my dick still smells from that Saint Patty’s day treat.
Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.
Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.
by SilasBirch March 17, 2021