Saint Nik

Similar to the Abe Lincoln.

It involves having sex with a woman over the age of 60, jizzing on her face, shaving her white pubes and applying said white pubes to her face to form a beard, finally adorning her with a Santa Hat.
Excited for the holiday season, Kyle got a little overzealous and decorated his girl Saint Nik style

Excited for the holiday season, Kyle got a little overzealous and decorated his girl Saint Nik style.
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Saint Nik by Nik33 August 17, 2006

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Saint Nik

Excited for the holiday season, Kyle got a little overzealous and decorated his girl Saint Nik style.

Saint Nik by Nik33 September 12, 2008

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Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.

Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.

Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023

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sint-niklaas

A shithole of a city, somewhere in Belgium.

Person A: Damn son! what happend to you?
Person B: I went to Sint-Niklaas.

sint-niklaas by Driss421xXKushTrickdshotta June 12, 2016

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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