safe guy

A guy in the friendzone.

Someone who gets cuddled by girls, who have no fear that said guy will amount to anything beyond current friendship.

Boredlines on being called a girl's "older brother".

Safe Guy: "Man, she's really touchy, letting me hold her and stuff. I think she's into me."

Guy: "I actually don't think so. You're pretty much in the friendzone...you're her safe guy."

safe guy by iklepti2 October 27, 2008

Safe Guy

A guy who takes the position of 'boyfriend' to save a girl from random creepers in a social setting.

Girl- "Hey, thanks for saving me from that wierd guy. Didn't enjoy him hitting on me"
Guy friend- "No problem, I'm your safe guy so you can count on me"

Safe Guy by hollahollawewt March 29, 2009

guy safe 

A place where predatory men keep other men.

The Lolita express generally featured young women and girls, but was specially outfitted with a guy safe for Kevin, Bill and Chris's flight. Kevin enjoyed the guy safe.

guy safe by tickleman July 27, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022