Sad Trumbone

Sexual position in which someone while in the process of anal penetration, substitutes the penetrating object with a fart. So instead of being penetrated the person receives a fart.

Collin totally gave meg the ol' Sad Trumbone last Tuesday. She got him back with the ole Enya prank.

Sad Trumbone by Chef Rojo March 28, 2022

sad trombone 

SNL did NOT "pioneer" this sound effect, it's been around since vaudeville days. Dumb ass kids gotta stop writing stupid definitions.

Another dumb-ass definition from some stupid geek on the net. Sad trombone, indeed!

sad trombone by Reverend Dr. Mycopheles October 3, 2005

sad trombone 

A sex move that is similar to the rusty trombone (licking a man's butthole while giving him a reach around), only with both people crying. Usually occurs post-breakup.

After Andrew got dumped, his girlfriend gave him one last sad trombone.

sad trombone by Buhrmaster April 5, 2009

sad trombone 

Function: noun

1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. "Wah waah". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.

Tad: Bjorn, did you show Nell those pictures of your new kitten?
Bjorn: I don't think so. Nell, would you like to see the pictures I have of Sir Fluffles?
Nell: Oh, Bjorn, I can't bear to look at pictures of cats -- they only make me think of watching my own Mr. Snowflake waste away due to the effects of Feline Leukemia.
Tad: Wow... sad trombone!

sad trombone by Alana Post September 30, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004