Sad Cow

A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.

It's your 21st birthday? Bartender, we'll have one Sad Cow please.

Sad Cow by Clayzerbeam June 20, 2013

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Sad Cow

The Sad Cow is used to get a third party reference and viewpoint on a given situation when a third party is not around. Also used to make gauge the fail or win of a situation without risking being quoted on your thoughts of a situation.

"This has made Sad Cow happy..." - After two chicks making out

Sad Cow by Chad Barrett February 21, 2009

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sad cowboy

The act of KA-RA-TE chopping a guy in the nutsack between the balls while standing causing the nuts to look like the legs and chaps of a cowboy and causing the dick to flop looking like a sad cowboy.

Dude Marilyn gave me a sad cowboy last night and they're still numb.

sad cowboy by Southernmostvapor September 9, 2018

sad cowboy

someone who is lonely and jealous of their friends who are in a relationship.

guy 1: that girl must be single.
guy 2: why do you say that?
guy 1: because she's looking like real sad cowboy over there

sad cowboy by littlecowboy3 March 17, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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