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Sad Clowning

Where a man shoots his cum on a girls (or guys) face around their mouth to make it look like a frowny face, then throws assorted clown things at them and runs away as fast as he can, preferably naked.
"Oh god the other day my new boyfriend asked me to try 'Sad Clowning', and he jizzed on my face, then threw clown stuff at me! Where did he even get that stuff???"
Sad Clowning by theoneandonlyRD September 26, 2012
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Sad clowning

The characteristic of an individual whereas they make several suicidal comments, and or gestures, and or joke purely for attention. Like a sad clown.
Yeah, you shouldn't worry about Chris. He's not going to hurt himself, he's just sad clowning.
Sad clowning by William Carlin September 13, 2019
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