Sacramento Kings

Apparently, due to past submissions to this dictionary, a team that IS THE BEST, yet CAN'T WIN.

The Sacramento Kings are the absolute best team! They'll beat em next time...

Sacramento Kings by Vorgin Schroder October 14, 2003

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Sacramento Kings

team that's been everywhere- former Rochester/Cincy/KC/Omaha Royals/Kings; won lone championship in KC; are awesome lately; have solid, great team; will definatly will a championship soon, hopefully at the Damn Lakers expense

Vlade, Pregjag, C-Web, Bibby, Christy, and the Kings will win the NBA finals.

Sacramento Kings by 0000 October 20, 2003

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Sacramento Kings

The Sacramento Kings are an NBA team based in Sacramento, CA, and have the longest playoff drought in NBA history, not making the playoffs since 2006, with the second longest playoff drought being the Phoenix Suns, who haven't been in the playoffs since 2010, but are making the playoffs this year without a doubt. The Sacramento Kings are also one of the most unluckiest teams in the NBA, and have had stars over the years such as Chris Webber, Peja Stojaković, Mike Bibby, Ron Artest, DeMarcus Cousins, Isaiah Thomas, Willie Cauley-Stein, Vince Carter, Iman Shumpert, and now De'Aaron Fox, Buddy Hield, and Tyrese Haliburton, and still haven't gone past the WCF (Western Conference Finals) and haven't been to the finals since 1951. Shaq once called them the Sacramento Queens.

"Nobody can save the Sacramento Kings"

Sacramento Kings by DemarDerozanFan10 April 22, 2021