Sack Blasted

To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.

Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.

Rachel got sack blasted last night.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Sackblaster

n. Pertaining to males only, usually in a sitting-down position; a fart, usually intense, that escapes forwards, not backwards. Upon its treacherous escape, the fart blasts one's ballsack with an inferno of hot, stinky air.

Son: Dad, I was on a date at the movies last night and I totally launched a sackblaster during a quiet scene.

Father: I guess SOMEBODY didn't get their balls licked last night?

Son: Well, she majorly shit her pants right before the credits rolled, so I wasn't tryin' to mess with that!

by Bouchet July 26, 2008