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“slit your wrists”
usually used when someone is joking or annoyed, for example in a chat box in a game
person 1 “ur exploiting”
person 2 “okay syw??”
syw by ily:D December 20, 2022
Related Words
syw • Sywau • Sywar • SYWM • sywa • sywad • Sywadaka • Sywak • Sywam • Sywama
A slang term for "slice your wiener", an advice often given to a man looking for cheap transition surgery.
Also a brand name for a hotdog slicer.
Guy 1: Screw this i wanna be cute, what's the cheapest surgery around here?
Guy 2: No need just SYW.
Guy 1:..What?
SYW by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 9, 2023
A person with the mind of a god. He is amazballs.
How cool is that Sywak? Yeah he's amazballs.
Sywak by 100chocolate May 11, 2014
A person employing deceptive practices and taking advantage of an emergency, like a natural disaster such as the COVID-19 pandemic, to self-enrich them and their friends. Typically, taking money from tax payer-funded relief funds and depending on scores of volunteers, recruited under false pretences, to do the legwork.
Person A: Let's set up a charity and recruit volunteers to provide face masks to hospitals and health organisations at purchase price.

Person B: Why don't we set up a separate stealthy for-profit business for big deals with governments so that we can pocket millions ourselves? Screw the volunteers and tax payers!

Person A: Brilliant! You are such a Sywert!
sywert by hugogo November 5, 2021
abbr. "Shut your whore mouth". Often used in IM, and texting.
OMG! SYWM and stay away from by BF!
SYWM by paleoderek July 29, 2009

sywssamoti 

Acronym for “so you wanna spread shit about me on the internet?”. Used on The Wilds stan twitter.
SYWSSAMOTI ???
sywssamoti by mad woman January 17, 2021
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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