syw
A shorted word for 'slit your wrists'
Usually a sarcastic remark for your friends that say anything dumb, annoying or irrelevant.
Usually a sarcastic remark for your friends that say anything dumb, annoying or irrelevant.
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SYW
A slang term for "slice your wiener", an advice often given to a man looking for cheap transition surgery.
Also a brand name for a hotdog slicer.
Also a brand name for a hotdog slicer.
Guy 1: Screw this i wanna be cute, what's the cheapest surgery around here?
Guy 2: No need just SYW.
Guy 1:..What?
Guy 2: No need just SYW.
Guy 1:..What?
SYW by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 9, 2023
Sywak
Sywak by 100chocolate May 11, 2014
sywert
A person employing deceptive practices and taking advantage of an emergency, like a natural disaster such as the COVID-19 pandemic, to self-enrich them and their friends. Typically, taking money from tax payer-funded relief funds and depending on scores of volunteers, recruited under false pretences, to do the legwork.
Person A: Let's set up a charity and recruit volunteers to provide face masks to hospitals and health organisations at purchase price.
Person B: Why don't we set up a separate stealthy for-profit business for big deals with governments so that we can pocket millions ourselves? Screw the volunteers and tax payers!
Person A: Brilliant! You are such a Sywert!
Person B: Why don't we set up a separate stealthy for-profit business for big deals with governments so that we can pocket millions ourselves? Screw the volunteers and tax payers!
Person A: Brilliant! You are such a Sywert!
SYWM
SYWM by paleoderek July 29, 2009
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