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Swinefluent 

Someone who is an expert on the subject of Swine Flu.
I wish I knew how this flu is worse than a traditional flu. I need to speak to someone who is Swinefluent.
Swinefluent by MoLo36 April 30, 2009
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Swinegate 

The purported International Government conspiracy to introduce the swine flu (H1N1) to the populous for the sole purpose of creating a "vaccine" that everyone will be scared in to taking--but which really is a microscopic chip that will enable remote mind control while watching any one of the news sites with a hidden signal activated every time they show a Twitter feed instead of an actual news story.
After watching the Daily Show clip of mainstream media fear mongering about H1N1 fears of side effects mediately followed by fears of vaccine shortages, it became clear that Swinegate is in full swing. Now turn off your television immedietely before you "magically" formulate an opinion based on such blather.
Swinegate by hightidetech October 23, 2009

Stoneface 

Stoneface is a game played with one female, a group of males, and a table. The female positions herself under the table. The males sit around the same table. The female then performs oral sex on one of the males. The object of the game is for the males to guess who is receiving oral sex.
When Danielle played stoneface with the boys, Ted couldn't keep a straight face and gave himself away.
Stoneface by Stonefaced September 22, 2009

stoneface 

n.,
a game in which a group of males, sitting around a table, get oral sex from one female under the table... the object of the game is to show no emotion.
Dennis is the reigning stoneface champion of milton.
stoneface by DoubleD February 28, 2005

Stinkface 

Many people define the stinkface to be when one sticks their ass in another's face, leaving their face smeared in crap. This definition denounces those other definition. The stinkface originated as a wrestling move; since this move does not cause any "injuries," it is used mostly to embarass the victim.

Just to establish the definition of a stinkface, it is a wrestling move that (usually) involves two people. In classic wrestling, one opponent is thrown against one of the poles, and sags to the ground, defeated. The other opponent then backs their ass into the victim's face, rubbing the fat of their ass around and smothering the victim.

The stinkface has many uses. Let's explore those:

1) Humiliation: The original purpose. To humiliate an opponent rather than injure them.

2) Punishment: To some people, receiving a stinkface is not pleasurable, so this move can be used as a consequence.

Above, it was mentioned that stinkfaces can include more than one person. This option relates to Use No. 2: Punishment. The victim is obviously reluctant to receive the stinkface, so sometime another person is needed to restrain the victim.

Types of stinkfaces:

1) Regular: The victim sags against the pole (or wall) and the stinkfacer backs his/her ass into the victim's face and grinds.

2) Against-the-Wall: The victim sits up straight against a wall and is smothered with ass when the stinkfacer closes in. This is also a type of facesitting.

Man-to-Man Stinkfacing: When a man stinkfaces another man, this will usually be a prank.

Man-to-Woman Stinkfacing: This does not happen a lot, but is probably a prank as well.

Woman-to-Man Stinkfacing: This will most likely be wrestling humiliation, or part of femdom practices.

Woman-to-Woman Stinkfacing: Part of wrestling humilation.

When men do stinkfaces, they wear pants.

When woman do stinkfaces, they wear thongs or lingerie.

Stinkfaces are simple enough to understand, with this handy definition.
I sure would not like a stinkface from Rikishi; I would suffocate behind all that ass!

I am craving a stinkface from Torrie Wilson! I can just imagine burying myself in that nice ass!
Stinkface by Chairface June 12, 2009

Swinefarts

Gas, farts or flatulence caused by the over consumption of pork products. Especially amplified if combined with dunkel (dark) beer. Especially when traveling in Germany or Eastern Europe.
Last night we ate the whole pig except for the oink. This morning I have a bad case of the swinefarts.
Swinefarts by Kevhead1 January 26, 2020