Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise
Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.
by Slothicus The Messiah September 07, 2014
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super cock monster

a brown individual originating from preferably a country such as india and or pakistan that is very into themself and super cocky to the extent of being a 'monster' and being kind of gay
with themselves and other stuff.
person #1- he's so into himself and doesnt care about anybody else
person #2- ya! i know he is obviously a super cock monster
by fiona buttercups June 26, 2008
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More modern name for my moms vacuum cleaner
I love using my super mega cock suckinator 2000
by drypickles August 08, 2020
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super general monster cock

the highest rank in any militant system of which the only way to achieve is to kill an enemy with ones erection. it puts one possesing the title above all others and women fall to their knees before him. in all, the greatest men alive.

*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*
Guy1: dude the other day i was out walkin out in town and this guy tried to mug me, i had forgotten my kniofe and was forced to use the only weapon i had.

Guy2: congradulations, you have officly recieved the rank of super general monster cock.
by new world soldier July 20, 2011
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Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise
Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.
by Slothicus The Messiah September 07, 2014
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