Stranded

To be stuck on the toilet bowl without no roll.

Stranded... stuck on the toilet bowl 'cause you ain't got no roll... to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand!

by His Royal Throbness August 1, 2005

stranded

In some cases the term stranded is referring to the web series Stranded in L.A.

Me: Did you see the new stranded?
My Friend: I did!
Me: I really did not need to see his balls.
My Friend: Ha!

by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013

stranded

Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.

Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered

realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced

'I got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because I was hammered and had no ride."

by gabith November 20, 2011

Stranded

when you are alone

Oh no I’m stranded

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

Stranded

When you finished shitting and there's no toilet paper.

Always make sure toilet paper or you'll get stranded.

by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016

Stranded in L.A.

Stranded in L.A. is a web series created by Officially Stranded Productions. The web series has gained popularity of late due to it's often off-colored comedy and it's popularity on comedy web sites like College Humor and Break.

Me: Have you seen the new Stranded in L.A. video?
My Friend: I have and it was hilarious!
Me: I did not see that coming. Skid marks!!

by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013

stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.

fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle

by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010