stitches 

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.

"He kept me in stitches with his story"

stitches by Bav August 9, 2006

Stitches 

what snitches get

Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole?
Everyone: Snitches get stitches motherfucker.

Stitches by Morty Mc Saucy December 19, 2018

Stitches 

Rapper from Miami known for his hit song "Brick In Yo Face"... he's white, but he acts black as fuck , raps about selling blow and getting high on his own supply. He has a stitching pattern tatted on his lips, hence the name, and and AK-47 inked on his face as well. Easily the most ignorant rapper of all time, yet his songs are catchy and once you start listening you can't stop.

I put that brick in yo face! Now watcha gon dooooo wit it - Stitches

Stitches by syniconthetrack May 2, 2015

Stitches 

A combined word for stupid bitches

Oo man, look at all these stitches that just got here; let's bounce.

Stitches by Anthony and Stritt May 15, 2005

Stitches 

A store in Canada with fashionable clothing, that isn't overly priced like Ambercrombie and Fitch. Common for teenagers.

Person 1: Wow, I love your clothes! How much did they cost?
Person 2: All together 50$
Person 1: That's how much my top cost! Where did you buy those?
Person 2: Stitches

Stitches by Allison4321 November 22, 2009

Stitches 

If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.

Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.

Stitches by 1Head June 2, 2019

Stitches 

An extremely adorable female with bitchin' hair, who often picks her nose in public and gets away with it. Usually can be seen killing bitches and supermanning some hoes. She will pop a cap in the ass of many bitches. Also lives off of french fries and orange juice. Can also digest french whores.

Stitches is one bitchin' chick, yo.

Stitches by Carlitches January 24, 2008