When a person or events conspire to create havok with your best laid plans. To ensure a dramatic failure with negative and often dire consequence.
Person 1: I was on my way to lunch yesterday when I got Steve'd!!
Person 2: Oh no, really?
Person 1: Yes way! I got a call on my phone, and not only did my lunch date cancel on me, but the prick made me turn around and come into a last minute meeting
Person 2: Oh no, really?
Person 1: Yes way! I got a call on my phone, and not only did my lunch date cancel on me, but the prick made me turn around and come into a last minute meeting
by Steve Danaher April 21, 2010
Another word for PWND/OWND, BURNED, SERVED or any variations there of.
In reference to Steven Jobs and what they used to say when he would fire then out of anger back in 1997 when he rejoined apple.
In reference to Steven Jobs and what they used to say when he would fire then out of anger back in 1997 when he rejoined apple.
by Mao December 05, 2007
When your best friend is helping his elderly father with chores in the harsh prairie winter and he asks you to keep his lonely farm wife company until he returns and you go over and fuck her.
Your best friend then proceeds to kill himself within the next hours, by going outside and freezing to death when he finds you in bed with his wife.
Your best friend then proceeds to kill himself within the next hours, by going outside and freezing to death when he finds you in bed with his wife.
by Jordie LaForge March 02, 2008
"Steve'd" is the term for being very drunk. It originated from a famous man from Aberdeen when he got unbearably drunk to the point where movement was a struggle so the people of Aberdeen had to name it.
If you're "Steve'd" this can include lack of balance, puking a lot, slurring your words, on the floor unable to get up etc.
If you're "Steve'd" this can include lack of balance, puking a lot, slurring your words, on the floor unable to get up etc.
"I was so Steve'd last night I puked all over the neighbors dog"
"Lets get Steve'd tonight at the party!"
"He was Steve'd last night, he must have a hangover today"
"Lets get Steve'd tonight at the party!"
"He was Steve'd last night, he must have a hangover today"
by Urbandictatorforbes March 04, 2013
When you jizz in your hand during sex, then slap your partners face with it.
Also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you've created for them.
Also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you've created for them.
"That bitch was complaining about how quick I finished but I had pulled out and caught my wad - so I Antsports Steve'd her and she shut the hell up."
"Yea, then the commissioner added two Marc Bulgers and a playoff upgrade for the league during the final week. He totally Antsports Steve'd us."
"Yea, then the commissioner added two Marc Bulgers and a playoff upgrade for the league during the final week. He totally Antsports Steve'd us."
by CasDraW May 04, 2008
When you jizz in your hand at climax during sex, then slap your partners face with it.
Also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you've created for them.
Also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you've created for them.
"That bitch was complaining about how quick I finished but I had pulled out and caught my wad - so I Antsports Steve'd her and she shut the hell up."
"Yea, then the commissioner added two Marc Bulgers and a playoff upgrade for the league during the final week. He totally Antsports Steve'd us."
"Yea, then the commissioner added two Marc Bulgers and a playoff upgrade for the league during the final week. He totally Antsports Steve'd us."
by CasDraW May 02, 2008
Watching a buddy eat spaghetti as it falls off his fork and lands on his white shirt. "Dude, you just Steve'd yourself."
by SubsurfaceShrek June 22, 2020