A ‘super technological device’

this could be a computer or a phone, but it could also be AIDS ( Audio Inspired Device System ) e.g Siri or Cortona, or HIV (Helpful Intelligent Vehicle ) like a smart car.
John: Did you hear that new STD that Apple’s making?
Steve: yeah the new STD sounds amazing! I already have many STD’s but when the new one comes out, I’m buying it immediately.
John: same, I have 3 STD’s and I can’t wait for another one.
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Something you get from putting your dick in shit because you're too fucking poor to afford a single condom.
I fucked a homeless man yesterday and he gave me an STD
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Usually in normal conversations stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however in the 90s, kids referred it to a shitty gaming device that barely worked. People often got confused about this and it often led to hilarious situations such as the one in the example.
Student(for show and tell): Hey guys, my mom gave me an STD on Christmas.
Everyone: Cool!

The Teacher: *confused expressions*
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i had some awesome STD's the other day, i got them from that girl down the street
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Sexually Transmitted Disease. Anyone can get one, even virgins. Most common STDs are passed through skin contact, saliva, breast milk, & bodily fluids. You don't have to be a "nasty slut" to get an STD. It only takes 1 sexual experience...or with Herpes, alls you have to do is touch someone who has the virus on their skin at that point and area.
"I contracted an STD from my husband, who cheated on me with a 15 year old."
by Jaime December 17, 2004
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