STARSHIP 7 

The new word for the Michael Vick Experience or MV7. In the days prior to his prison sentence with the Falcons, fans would watch their unstoppable scrambling QB and compare it to a thrill ride.

In 2009 Michael would sign with the Philadelphia Eagles and in 2010 he would earn the starting role. Few people believed Vick would ever be as good as he once was, if not, better.

On the night of Monday, November 15th 2010, on his return to the field from an injury suffered against the Redskins a few weeks earlier in the season. Vick would ascend to what Jon Gruden coined as "STARSHIP 7" status; quite simply meaning, he does it all. He is on a whole 'nother level inconceivable to our knowledge of football in the present.

(before gametime)
Adam: "You ready for the game 2nite?"
Ryan: "Yea do you know what time the launch is set for?"
Adam: "What? What Launch?"
Ryan: "STARSHIP 7 is goin' off!!!"
Adam: "OH SHIT!!!!!!"

(facebook status before gametime)
Adam W. is looking to the sky tonight because there are reports that STARSHIP 7 took off on the redskins...

STARSHIP 7 by woody7 November 23, 2010

Starship repo 

1. To bring someone's self-image or ego back from a fantastical "outerspace"; to humble someone out of a delusion; to disprove someone's fictional version of themselves

2. To ruin someone's dreams

"He had a few successes and has begun to believe his own hype. His ego is in outer space. It's time to repo that starship he's on and bring him back down to Earth."

"Patrick is so delusional and egotistical that he now considers himself above us all. He's due for a starship repo up there."

"My friend thought he was going to be a huge celebrity, but that starship appears to have been repo'd."

Starship repo by lizclarkewrites May 21, 2019

Starship Trooman Show

People in other countries watching the United States like it's a reality show and perceiving it to be like the movie 'Starship Troopers'

"The Starship Trooman Show has been crazy recently. Military recruiters have been hanging out in high school cafeterias and convincing children, behind their parents' back, to enlist so that they can qualify for the healthcare & affordable education benefits that every person in almost every other wealthy nation receives automatically."

Starship Trooman Show by America is the bad place October 17, 2021

Starship Pooper 

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.

Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.

Starship Pooper by joseph blough April 15, 2022

Starship 

Starship

Currently a classified government project, it is impossible to know the exact function of a starship; however, it could be any of the following:

-A spacecraft used for the interstellar travel of an old bald guy, a man with stylish hair, the black version of the X-men character Cyclops, a Klingon, a ginger doctor, an almost-human woman, and an emotionless walking computer.

-An aerial vehicle similar to a private jet used for the sole purpose of transporting celebrities from place to place.

-Or an attempt at a real life version of the Warpstar from the Kirby video game series.

The only fact about starships that has been released to the general public so far is that they were meant to fly.

Starships were meant to fly.

Starship by CIA Head Chief September 10, 2012

cobra starship 

Probably one of the only bands that will admit their lyrics are cheesy. With everything from cheer chants to spunky pop beats, Cobra Starship is the band that makes you smile, laugh, dance, and sing along all at the same time. With members Gabe Saporta (lead singer), Alex Suarez (bass), Ryland Blackinton (guitar), Victoria Asher, knows as Vicky-T, (keytar), and Nate Novarro (drums), this is most likely one of the most lyrically hilarious yet true bands of our generation.

"Cobra Starship makes me want to get up out my seat and dance like a monkey"

cobra starship by pinkfuzzyelephants October 23, 2009

starships 

An absolute bop of 2012 and a real gay anthem

I loved to dance to Starships back in 2012 and now I’m gay and I still love it.

starships by pizzachu April 21, 2020