stale fish
Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.
stale fish by Beebix April 4, 2006
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stale fish
A stale fish is a trick on a snowboard where you get air off a jump and grab your board on your heel edge with your back hand, between your bindings.
stale fish by SnowboardAddiction.com December 27, 2011
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stale fish
A Stale Fish is when you sleep with someone that doesn't do much of anything except lay there like a stale fish.
stale fish by TagIt84 August 26, 2013
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STALE FISH by Pepper 420 November 4, 2006
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bitch stole my fish
The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.
(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.
(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
bitch stole my fish by whit-tastic January 1, 2009
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