SSDGM

Stay Sexy, Don’t Get Murdered.
Sign-off phrase coined by the one and only My Favorite Murder Podcast. Hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. Also featuring Steven Ray Morris, Elvis and Mimi. Stay Sexy and Don’t Get Murdered!!! BYEEEE!!!!! Elvis, do you want a cookie?

Get a Job. Buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest. SSDGM!

SSDGM by Stephaneeza September 7, 2020

SSDGM

Stay Sexy, Don’t Get Murdered

This creep followed me for four blocks. SSDGM, everyone!

SSDGM by boget November 1, 2016

SSDM 

Same Shit Different Month

Similar to ssdd but in this case its something you only do monthly but you still hate doing it.

"Hey is there anything new going on for this month?"

"ssdm"

"Oh that sucks hope next month is better"

SSDM by Kung Pow Cow September 9, 2011

ssdms 

Silently Sniggering Down My Sleeve.

The slightly more adult and accurate version of "lol" as everyone knows that when someone is laughing out loud, no real noise is being made.

omg! I'm ssdms!

ssdms by goodweekend September 24, 2010

SSDG 

Same Shit Different Guy, or alternately, Same Shit Different Girl; this is an updated version of SSDD to reflect that said shit is actually related to a shitty relationship

Girl 1: Hey, how are you and whatshisface?
Girl 2: Meh, you know... SSDG.

SSDG by courtneylovesit August 29, 2007

SSDG 

Same Shit Different Game

Person 1: Hows the new Call of Duty?
person 2: Its SSDG

SSDG by jackOleenn January 25, 2012

SDGM 

Suck-Dick-Get-Money
Sucking-Dick-Getting-Money

You and a Girl having a conversation,,,
You: ay girl where have you been all morning.
Her: You know SDGM to make a little more on the side.

I was SDGM all night yesterday

SDGM by #$DGM April 3, 2016