Sphinctler

Any type of human or animal shaped lawn or garden watering implement where the water is ejected out of the rear end (or sphincter) of the implement.

"Hey Joe I just got one of those new Yak style garden sphinctlers. It has amazing cheek compression, gets all the way to the driveway in one shot!"

Sphinctler by Clark Graff December 27, 2008

Sphincter Sinatra 

one that loves to break wind and will do so anytime or anywhere (like a crooner that breaks into song in an old 40’s musical)

“Dude, plug that blow hole. Nobody wants to wants to hear your ‘Summer Wind’. Don’t be a sphincter Sinatra.”

Sphincter Sinatra by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020

Sphincter Swirl 

When a person stimulates another person's anus with their tongue in a circular motion.

DId you give her the ole Sphincter Swirl last night? I sure did!

Sphincter Swirl by Newfie blogger January 3, 2019

sphincter dust 

Crusty and dried on shit on your butt cheeks resulting from shitting in the middle of the night, and passing out on the toilet before being able to wipe your ass.

I passed out on the toilet last night and woke up with my ass cheeks covered in sphincter dust.

I need to take a shower to wash off this sphincter dust from last night.

sphincter dust by Wordstylez November 20, 2020

sphincter sprinkler 

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack

yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.

sphincter sprinkler by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011

Sphinctard 

A sphinctard is the all too common combination of Asshole and Retard. A typical sphinctard will fuck things up, lose or misplace his things, make a lot of mistakes and then actively, even agressively, blame others for all of it. A sphinctard will NEVER accept blame for anything, no matter how obvious it is to others that the sphinctards problems are of his own making. Sphinctards always have a feeling of entitlement, usually the product of rich parents that totally spoiled them when they were growing up. Sphinctards are ALWAYS cheap. Sphinctards usually have few friends, but sometimes have suprisingly good looking looking girlfriends. The girlfriends ALWAYS have a very low self-esteem because they are the only people that will put up with a sphinctard for very long. Sphinctard's girlfiends usually split the tab or pick up the whole thing.

1. That Sphinctard borrowed, then crashed his sisters car, then blamed her for not having better quality tires on it.

2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.

3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.

Sphinctard by Construction Guy August 8, 2009

sphincter of fire 

The burning sensation you get in your anus the day after eating way too much spicy food.

I jammed an ice cube up my ass trying to extinguish my sphincter of fire.

sphincter of fire by Casewhacka July 16, 2004