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snagglebeast

(v.t.) To take, steal, apprehend, come into possesion of, recieve, or pick up anything. Derived from snaggle, and therefore inderectly derived from snag.

(n) A pointy-headed, triangular creature with sunglasses, angry eyebrows, striped pants, elf shoes, and wings. It is an enzyme found in saliva that breaks apart polysaccharides.
Here, let me snagglebeast those biology notes from you.

Go, snagglebeast, go! Show those complex carbohydrates who's boss!
snagglebeast by IronFeliks April 24, 2005
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Blargian Snagglebeast 

a beast of unimaginable terror and randomness

its so random that it kills you with randomness, however they are afraid of succubi
Oh No ITs A BLArgian SNagglebeast RUN AWAY
Blargian Snagglebeast by boganman September 21, 2009

scaggleblast 

scaggleblast :To intentionally give a heroin addict a needle full of LSD so that the moment they inject it you can scream in there face and mess up the best trip of there life right before they die.
1. hey kevin want to go scaggleblast some bums later on?

2. i wish someone would just scaggleblast that guy.
scaggleblast by LyZerGiK January 16, 2006

snagglebreast 

A female with ugly nipples that point in opposite directions, much like a person with a lazy eye.
Holy God did you see the snagglebreasts on that bitch !!!
snagglebreast by im more off than you September 2, 2004

Sneaky Snagglebear 

A guy who cuts a hole in his condom before he uses it.
" I just gave you a sneaky snagglebear! See you in 9 months!"
Sneaky Snagglebear by Xpatriot April 10, 2007
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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