smoof

1)A person or things overall coolness, as created by DJ and Leah.
2)A random term used to say something but you dont know what to say.

"Aw man that rocket is TOTALLY smoof!"

by Warlockguitar24 June 27, 2005

Smoof

It's like dope, but better.

"Damn that nigga so smoof, he probably gets all the bitches."

by Mus 1Dollar February 23, 2013

smoof

1) A fictional substance, mentioned in Fairly Odd Parents; purportedly the "greatest substance in the world". Capable of entrapping genies, especially Norm.

See also unobtainium.

2) An expletive from the same show, presumably referring to the material.

"There's three things I can't escape from: magic lamps, the charms of Barbara Eden, and smoof!" -Norm the genie

"Oh, smoof." -Timmy Turner

by Makani May 22, 2006

smoof

The fluid a Smurf produces when he achieves orgasm

Man, that Smurfette is so fine, I think I'm gonna smoof in my little white pants!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

smoof

The most amazing material known in existence, that the man doesnt want you to know about. It is also one of only 3 materials that are genie proof.

the man doesnt want you to know about smoof.

by WHYsuchHate August 21, 2006

Smoof

The act of pushing two peoples cheeks together so hard that they are squished together.

Come here baby, lets smoof!

by Mariam Bee July 4, 2008

smoof

An Iron or device used to get the wrinkles out of your clothes

Bitch hit me upside the head with a smoof!
I smoofed my shirt.

by Tbag21 March 27, 2007